Monday, April 18, 2022

Weird Izzy Nightmare Dream:

So, I wanted to share a weird dream I had about Izzy Lyon last night. No, not that kind of dream, pervs! This was just weird and I’m not sure what it means.

Okay, so I’m in the middle of a big room and it’s pitch black. Not sure how I know it’s a room when it’s pitch black, but it’s a dream so who knows. Suddenly, I hear this swishing sound and I’ve watched (listened) to enough Izzy Lyon spinning videos to recognize it as the sound of Izzy Lyon spinning a sign. Then suddenly the lights start going on one at a time. It’s those terrible fluorescent tubes, you know? And they sort of flicker to life. Then, a big spotlight goes on and Izzy is there! He’s on a stage spinning a sign beneath some big machine. I start walking towards him and I notice that his ankles are tied to the floor. And then I realize what’s happening. Izzy is a prisoner and they’re using him to power all the lights! Oh jeez! I woke up drenched in sweat.

What a terrible fate that would be. Just picturing those big old wind turbine mills makes me shiver now. Okay, so I know it was just a dream, but still!

Izzy Movie is Out!:

Okay, so the movie Izzy Lyon: The Unspun Truth is finally out! And I’ve watched it…about a gajillion times! (I’m exaggerating, of course. T...