Possible Florida Izzy Sighting:

Greg from Tallahassee, Florida says that he has a friend who knows the exact whereabouts of Izzy. But because his friend lost his job at the tire factory recently because of Covid Restrictions and failing 3 drug tests, his friend wants 5 thousand dollars to release the information. I wasn’t born yesterday, you know, and I smelled myself a scam. So, I asked Greg if this was a scam and he told me that his friend was totally trustworthy and real. Good enough for me. So now I have to figure out how to get 5 G’s so I can send this guy my bank account info. Here’s hoping!