Thursday, March 12, 2020

Izzy is Not a Computer:

A guy named Tracer I met at a used bookstore overheard me talking to my friend Gretchen about Izzy and he starts jacking his jaw about how Izzy could have uploaded his consciousness into a computer and that would make him live forever. Not that a lot of what he said made any sense to me, but the bottom line was that (as I understand it) a person’s brain gets plugged into a computer and then their body can die, but the person is still alive in the computer. I don’t know if it’s real, but what I do know is that Izzy would never want to go on living as a brain in a computer! Izzy’s body was important to him. He would use his body to spin signs and do other things. Izzy would not want to be alive in a computer without the ability to spin signs or give warm hugs to his biggest fans. Don’t look for Izzy inside your laptop. Cross this one off the list!

Izzy Movie is Out!:

Okay, so the movie Izzy Lyon: The Unspun Truth is finally out! And I’ve watched it…about a gajillion times! (I’m exaggerating, of course. T...