Okay, I hope you’re sitting down for this one. This whole Vegan Affliction or Syndrome or whatever has taken a new turn. I wasn’t sure if the news I got was real, so I had to do my own firsthand research. It turns out that the people afflicted with the Vegan CAN eat meat! It’s just some kind of mental thing. They’re not allergic or anything!
I can’t even begin. This is really messed up! Oh, jeez. I think I’m going to be sick.
