People Need to Be Nice:

So, I can’t tell you the number of times I talk to these here crackpots with no life who get off just being knuckleheads on the world wide web. Just today I had some guy (or gal. Gals can be just as terrible, you know) going on and on in a chat about how he knows where Izzy is, then finally says, “In your [butt].” I mean, come on. Grow up!

Shecky Update:

So, anyone who heard that Izzy Lyon manager Shecky Steinbergenstein had died of a fatal heart attack is receiving bad information. Shecky did suffer his 8^th heart attack yesterday morning, and yes, that is bad. However, his condition was elevated to “still alive” by the doctors. Shecky has had a long history of self-harm in the form of his diet which consists primarily of sugar packets and Country Crock, often mixed.

The doctors say that he should make a full recovery, but stress that he needs to switch to sugar substitutes. However, Shecky is leery of putting chemicals into his body. Also, doctors stress that Shecky needs to reduce his stress levels (Oh jeez, now I’m adding more stress!) and needs to spend at least ten minutes a week exercising.

Not going to lie, so soon after the news about Iris, this has me freaking out! You know these things happen in threes! Shape up, Shecky. We need you!